Wide Open Wheels
Filed under: Eros - February 12, 2007 @ 4:41 pmMy bear friend T went to the Harley-Davidson Wide Open Wheels Show at the Family Arena at St. Charles last weekend. He said the place was crawling with cops, half naked chicks, burly men in chaps, and other exciting riff raff. In his own words:
OK the best part is that I was frisked as soon as I entered the place. And it was practically required that you drink pail-size cups of beer. There were all these hairy cavemen in full black leather regalia following all the chicks with bikinis around, and of course I was tailing the hairy cavemen, and they were too busy drooling over the girls to notice the gay men in the crowd getting worked up over all the leather.
There were Hooters girls making out on custom Harleys and a porn star had a booth set up, and it didn’t matter whether a woman was 18 or 55 - she had to look like a SKANK, it was like another requirement, with the tightest jeans and low cut blouses and tattoos right on their faces. I swear to god it was a hetero drag show on wheels.
February 13th, 2007 at 11:30 am
Not a whole lot funnier than envisioning this scene. I’ve been to a few biker shows. They’re typically chock-full of racist and/or homophobic men and thinking about them being followed around and oggled by your friend the bear, just makes me laugh. Great post!
February 19th, 2007 at 10:22 am
I miss you, T!!!!!!