Stink Bag Update
Filed under: Vexed - February 9, 2007 @ 4:46 pm
So I opened the Stink Bag in my kitchen, and in it was a hideous little plastic boy who smelled like horrid garbage. (I like to imagine the folks in the lab concocting the foul odor for this Stink Bag toy.) I left Stink Boy on the counter and went to read in bed. And oh my god my hands stank. I washed them in my best OCD fashion.
The next morning I came out to the kitchen to have breakfast, and holy shit the whole kitchen reeked. I took that stinky little fucker and tossed him out on the porch. And then I stank again, and I washed my hands, but I swear I smelled it all day and worried people thought I wallowed in garbage. Stupid toy. I know, I know, I asked for it.
February 10th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
That is the greatest toy ever. If I ever get my hands on one of those I would totally redo the bag to say “Cutest sock monkey!” and send it to you.