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You Have Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me

Filed under: Vexed - February 1, 2007 @ 4:42 pm

Yesterday during a staff meeting my co-worker and I, both contractors, found out that we were set up in employee cubicles. This is as opposed to contractor cubicles. This means that at some point, we will likely be moved into cubicles better suited for our caste.

So instead of this

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our new space will be more like this

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(This would be reason #80 why I envy the geese hanging out on the campus lake. It is also the reason I like to imagine doing freaky things to the person presenting the meetings such as stabbing their nipples with straightened paper clips. That’s right, in my head I’m the Office Space Marquis de Sade.)

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