My Friend Gets More Blow Jobs Than You
Filed under: Eros - January 30, 2007 @ 9:27 pm(And they’re not even from me!)
Check out this list of notable blow jobs my friend has compiled:
On a couch
On a bed
In these restrooms…Hollywood Video, New York Burrito, Hardees, KFC, and Plaza Frontenac (very nice) (Ed note: What- the blow job, or the restroom?)
In a Chevy Celebrity (my first car)
Forest Park (under the Pavilion)
On ALL (Ed note: emphasis mine) 18 holes of a local golf course
In a White Castle dive thru…that’s a good one (Ed note: Is the typo intentional?)Other interesting facts…
I’ve had BJ’s on Easter, Labor Day, Halloween, New Years, Memorial Day, Columbus Day, and my Birthday. (Ed note: This guy is festive!) Also BJ’s on Jewish and Muslim holidays, but I only count them if the girl is of that religion.Most bragged about BJ? From 2 girls at the same time! Ashley and Nadia…I was responsible for hooking them up! I knew they would make a good couple and never have I been happier for being matchmaker.
All this is great, but I’ve ALWAYS wanted a BJ in a movie theater!! It just never happens
What do you think - should I make him buy me popcorn in exchange for crossing this one off his list? But it would have to be a stupid movie, so that I wouldn’t mind missing part of it…And then I want to look up and yell, “This movie BLOWS!”
