The Beautiful Kind

I walked into the break room at work to reheat my Afghani leftovers, and this is the scene I entered:

- An incontinence medication ad playing on the television mounted on the wall next to the soda machines.

- A woman intently reading a Nora Roberts paperback.

- A guy in tassel loafers eating bacon. (As Malcolm X would say, “ONLY WHITE MAN EATS THE SWINE AND WOULD HAVE US DO SO AS WELL”)

- A woman eating McDonald’s.

Do you too see what all these things have in common? That’s right: IT’S ALL TRASH.

Moral of the story: I am superior.