The Beautiful Kind

My friend shared this bus story with me:

He was sitting on the bus reading his newspaper, when the guy sitting next to him hung up his cell phone, turned to my friend and said, “Ever been arrested?”

My friend said no.

So the guy said, “You are goin’ places, nigger.”

My friend said, “Thanks.”

Then the guy laughed. After a moment he remarked that his girlfriend was 25, had three kids, and that her vagina was tight.

My friend said, “hmm.” (He wasn’t sure how to respond to that one.)

Then the guy asked my friend if he ever had sex with a woman who had a kid.

My friend looked up from the paper and said “Yes.” (Note: this is my cameo!)

And then the guy laughed again and said, “You are goin’ places!”

Then my friend got off the bus.