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New Sock Monkey: Scottie

Filed under: Obsessions - January 22, 2007 @ 4:55 pm

OH MY GOD an ALBINO sock monkey!!! Combining two of my favorite things like this makes me giddy beyond measure, like that pez dispenser with the biker moustache…god I need a cocktail to calm my nerves. Perhaps a White Russian?

My daughter has designated Scottie Mayor of Sockville. Stay tuned to see who he hooks up with, jesus it’s a sock monkey soap opera around here…
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2 Comments to “New Sock Monkey: Scottie”

  1. Anthony Says:

    You’d think she would have avoided the impending controversy of electing a white mayor. This, coming after after her viewing of Malcom X!

  2. GasAssBlaster Says:

    You should repost your albino adventures from the last blog, it was a gripping story.

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