The Beautiful Kind

I have a friend who teaches at a university, and one time he went to the communal men’s bathroom and found a note on the toilet paper dispenser. It read: BLOW JOB SUN 6PM

When I asked him if he came back at said time to see what was going on, he admitted he was tempted, not because he is gay and wanted a blow job, but because he was so curious to see who in the world on campus would be so bold as to offer anonymous oral. But, he ended up staying away, and he gave two reasons for this:

- How weird would it be for him, a professor, to be caught lurking in the men’s bathroom during designated gay bathhouse hours?

- He was worried the note leaver would turn out to be his Research Assistant. Awkward sitcom moment!