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A Blessed Weekend

Filed under: Vexed - January 21, 2007 @ 7:52 am

virgin-mary.jpgEvery Friday, this really sweet woman I work with instructs me to have “a wonderful and blessed weekend.” This is as opposed to the standard “nice weekend” most people get told to have.

Uncomfortable with such a weighty request, I looked up the word “blessed,” and sure enough:

1. to consecrate or sanctify by a religious rite; make or pronounce holy.
2. to request of God the bestowal of divine favor on: Bless this house.
3. to bestow good of any kind upon: a nation blessed with peace.
4. to extol as holy; glorify: Bless the name of the Lord.

Clearly, I don’t deserve such a weekend. And I always feel like a douche when I respond to her with, “You too!”

Sigh.

(BUT check out these folks who know all about being blessed! You have to listen to the whole song!)

3 Comments to “A Blessed Weekend”

  1. Algernon Says:

    Your blog is looking great! I am enjoying it as always.

  2. The Beautiful Kind Says:

    Thanks honey! I need to get you some flowers…

  3. GasAssBlaster Says:

    Every time I read about religion I panic, thinking about the fact that I will one day have to tell my in-laws I don’t want to baptize their grandchild in the Roman Catholic church. I’ll be murdered.

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