A Taste of Persia

Be open and honest. Don't be ashamed of your inner pervert. Work the kinks OUT.

Filed under: Eros - January 17, 2007 @ 10:27 pm

How to fucking score:

1. Have a hot occupation, such as, say, doctor, where you go around performing heart transplants.

2. Have a sexy accent cuz you speak three languages and lived in the Middle East and Europe before you came to this godforsaken midwestern cowtown.

3. Cook an amazing Persian dinner for your date by candlelight.

4. Swear on a stack of bibles right up front that you won’t kiss your date. Then later admit you’re an atheist. In front of the fireplace.

5. Have a swank pad in the city.

6. Work out a lot.

7. Ply date with good red wine.

8. Pull out secret weapon - open the pantry door to reveal CEILING TO FLOOR EUROPEAN CHOCOLATE.

Yeah he fucking scored. Duh.

Aly Says:
January 18th, 2007 at 6:16 am
Yum! Note to self: Contact you for more details.
gina Says:
January 18th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Sounds awesome. Lucky girl.