How to Suck Dick
Filed under: Eros - January 15, 2007 @ 12:09 pmTricks to a good blow job in 10 steps or less:
1. Great conversation topic. Before you put your mouth to good use, ask him what he likes so you know what to lay on thick and what to avoid. Does he like his balls licked? Teeth? Lots of suction? Strong head stimulation?
2. Take the tease trail. For example, start by kissing the guy, then slowly heading south, kissing and licking his nipples, chest, belly, thighs, balls, shaft, then head.
3. Open your damn mouth. I keep hearing from both men and women about these women with small mouths who can’t get the job done. Despite what you might think, my mouth isn’t that big, and I can stuff something substantial in it. Though I can’t fit a soda can in it like I saw one woman do. That’s impressive.
4. Like it, love it. I also hear about women who get tired or a sore jaw and can’t finish. I think that’s because they’re not doing it right, and they really do consider it a job, not a pleasure. You need to get the mindset that you want the cock, to devour the cock, to worship the cock. Focus on it, don’t think about what you need to get done tomorrow. Get wet just from sucking it, hearing his moans, feeling his hand in your hair, knowing that you are giving him intense pleasure and attention.
5. Get a grip. A gentle touch won’t do much for most guys. Don’t be wimpy about it; his cock is used to being manhandled. You can get pretty rough with it.
6. Hand to mouth ratio. Make sure your strokes are long enough - catch the base of his head as you work your fist up and down, while focusing your mouth on the head, licking, sucking, fucking it with your mouth. Use the other hand to play with his nipples, ass, or yourself.
7. Party tricks. Ball licking, eye contact, rimming, deepthroating, these are all good techniques to employ, but the most important thing to keep in mind if your goal is to make him explode is keeping a consistent, steady rhythm. Of course you should mix it up until you’re ready for the home stretch.
8. No ick factor here. Go ahead and make those weird noises - gagging, moaning, slurping. And let the drool flow, it makes good lube.
9. Jackpot. Ooh you made him cum! Now don’t be cum shy, it’s part of the fun to play with it, dribble it out of your mouth, let him have a taste. (One time I had a guy tell me, “Cum is for the ladies.” He’s lucky I didn’t punch him.) When he cums, give him a break, stop the stimulating, but don’t retreat - stay with him, savor the afterglow. When you do back off, do it slowly and gently. Oh and you don’t have to swallow it - I only swallow the ones I love.
10. Yeah baby, you’re a goddess. Now repeat as necessary.
January 15th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Thanks for the tips… I loved this. I will be thinking of this next time… hopefully soon!
Now I just need tips on how to give a woman head… any suggestions?
January 16th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Some of us (in the days when we were with men) genuinely did get sore jaws and tired jaws and couldn’t finish. Two jaw surgeries can cause major jaw and mouth issues, to say the least. I will leave you to the blow jobs and stick to the ladies.
January 16th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
good lesson! just wish everyone would read it.
January 24th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
I believe not nearly enough attention was paid to deep throating. You should give tips on how to practice controlling the gag reflex.
June 14th, 2007 at 11:20 am
Thanks for the tips. I have been looking in to trying a traste. Never done it before.I am kind of afraid that I won’t
hate it.
July 26th, 2007 at 2:42 am
My husband and I enjoy reading other peoples view of the subject you know for educational reason. I am impressed how accurate all your info has been. thanx
November 15th, 2007 at 7:17 am
me and my boyfriend we enjoy this lesson about this so keep up the good work………
November 21st, 2007 at 9:39 pm
well me and my boyfriend were talking about it,& he asked me why i havent gave him head!well he didnt say it like that but yea he asked!
i dint know what to answer!
i realy dont think im ready,only becouse i dont realy know what to do or what to expect!
November 27th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
ya never gave head.my man really wants me 2 but i dont no(but you make it sound fun.)thanks for the tips!
December 21st, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Well said!! For the women out there, these are good tips.
December 22nd, 2007 at 2:21 pm
you hit on the head when you said its something to be enjoyed by both parties, not a job
December 22nd, 2007 at 4:08 pm
First off, I agree about the lack of deep throat tips. There’s going down, and then there’s going all the way down. There is a huge difference. Second, ‘cum is for the ladies,’ while a stupid thing to say just after getting head, isn’t entirely untrue. Man juice has no place in or around a guy’s mouth, unless he’s gay.
Excellent article, great tips.
December 22nd, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Sometimes my boyfriend requests blowjobs and I begrudgingly give him one but maybe with your sound advice I’ll learn to like giving as much as receiving.
P.S. I find that a little moaning goes a long way!
December 22nd, 2007 at 9:06 pm
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December 22nd, 2007 at 10:19 pm
IT’s a personal belief of mine that any man who wants a blowjob ought to be willing to give a blowjob.
Because men are not very hygenic. Penises are weird colours, smell funny, and there’s pubic hairs everywhere.
December 23rd, 2007 at 7:41 am
Emma, sounds good to me!
I also joke that if a man wants me to swallow his load, he should be willing to swallow a teaspoon of my snot mixed with menstrual blood. !! Or at least be up for swallowing his own spunk.
January 6th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
If a woman ever put cum back in my mouth, we’d break up pretty much immediately.
January 6th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
We all have deal breakers. I won’t sleep with someone who can’t spell. Well one way to ensure that you’ll never get cum in your mouth is not to put your cum in HER mouth.
January 6th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I love to kiss my girlfriend immediately after I’ve cum in her mouth, we pass it back and forth and both swallow. I also love to eat her pussy full of my nice fresh cum, it’s delicious, creampie mmmmm Yummy!
January 19th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Good Read!
February 4th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Thanks for ur tips ever since i read then ive been giving head so much betta i even had two dicks in at once then i eat two people out last week ur the best my pussy stays wet now maybe one day i suck u off good by now im about to suck my mans dick while my best friend eats me out i love pussy and dick umm umm um’
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February 4th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I Hate dick but i love pussy thats y i eat it almost every day i love licking my girlfriendz pussy and i luv when she licks mines
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
These are some great tips, and the link for deep throating is much appreciated. I’m always looking for new things and better ways to please my boyfriend. I’m sure he’ll appreciate everything I just learned.
March 31st, 2008 at 9:38 am
is it rite for a girl to shave her puss?
March 31st, 2008 at 9:41 am
in my opinion, it’s ok to trim the pubes, but bald pussies are babyish. Pubic hair is natural and sexy. I’m actually planning to write a post about this topic soon.
April 2nd, 2008 at 5:23 pm
thank you for that! can’t wait to read it, bald pussies are for toddlers. I always save a little patch, its fun to have someone pull on it, adds to the pleasure if you like a little pain. My husband wishes i would shave it all, my girlfriend shaves hers bare and my boyfriend likes mine the way it is!
April 2nd, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Not to be a shit disturber, but your bf sounds like the best one in the bunch! xoxo
July 27th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Have a couple lady friends that can benefit from your wisdom…Thanx
August 3rd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
WOW THAT WAS SUM REALLY GREAT TiPS
i TRiED THEM && MY MAN LOVED THEY THANx YOU
REALLY HELPED CUz R SEC LIFE WAS GOiN DWN THE DRAiN
&& ON DAT CUM PART i MAD HiZ ASS TASTE HiZ OWN MEDiCiNE LLS!
October 6th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Thanks for the tips, i suggest to woman when you are sucking dick think about yout favorite fruit and eat it all up. lol
November 5th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Number 4 is particularly funny for you right now from “No, No, No,,,,,,No” But I have an addendum to this post for you. A new edit if you will. It is simple. “Open your mouth and hold for the face fucking that is about to commence.”
November 5th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Lub you B Did Beasty Boy….