Why I Hate Working in an Office, Reason #32
Filed under: Vexed - January 13, 2007 @ 12:03 am
Today I walked into the bathroom at work and discovered a turd the size of a newborn child. I HATE seeing other people’s poop. Well, ANY poop really. It reminded me of that essay David Sedaris wrote about his traumatic, too-large-to-flush poop encounter.
I know you come to this site to read about smut and/or ogle my panties, and that you only tolerate the sock monkeys, and that you didn’t sign up to hear my work horror stories, so I’m sorry to put this on you, but I have to. I don’t want to have shit-filled nightmares. And I couldn’t very well bitch about it at work, since I might well be sitting right next to the baby shitter. >Shudder<
I promise the next thing I post will be dirty in a very different way.
