Tattoo Ideas
Filed under: Vexed - December 1, 2006 @ 11:29 am1. Tattoo ink that lasts 1, 3, or 5 years. Regret insurance, perfect for fickle bitches like me. I heard this is really available, but I’ve also heard it’s a hoax. Why the hell can’t a semi-perm ink be created? Doesn’t that make more sense than laser removal? You’d have to time your relationships right, though - I mean, you don’t want to get the 3 year ink for Jessica’s name on your ass if the relationship with her lasts just a year. Or you could just date another Jessica.
2. Glowing, white ink for darker skinned people. Doesn’t that look so much better?
3. Telling women that tattoos on the lower back can pose a health hazard if they ever need a pain relief epidural during childbirth in order to discourage them from getting the ubiquitous tramp stamp. Hell, tell them anything to deter them.
