My Ass is in My Head
Filed under: Eros - December 5, 2006 @ 1:37 pm
You know you’re thinking about anal sex too much when you type to a friend, “I’d love to share a bottom of wine with you tonight,” instead of “I’d love to share a bottle of wine with you tonight.”
This here Goldilocks has been getting intimately acquainted with Junior, the smallest butt plug in the little butt plug family in the toy box by the bed (Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear). Nina Hartley says she likes to have sex with one in because it changes the feelings of things down there, in more than one way of course. I’m all for expanding my…horizons.
I’m reading the butt bible Tristan Taormino’s Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women. I think it’s so cute that the acknowledgments list at the front of the book includes her parents and her dogs. She has a personal philosophy on anal fisting (do you?!) and recommends that all men try penetration at least once in their life. She gets annoyed when people equate male ass play with being gay, since more gay men practice oral sex than anal. So does that make blow jobs gay? And if so, who cares? Gay, anal, oral, it’s all hot. Now bend over.
December 23rd, 2007 at 11:29 am
Do NOT be fooled. If you are a man and you put anything in your ass, then you are gay.
December 24th, 2007 at 8:59 am
It took my caveman dude a few months, but he’s finally open (so to speak) to the idea of sticking things in his ass. So far just my finger, but we’re building up to plugs and dildos. Unfortunately, that’s where he draws the line - no real live hot throbbing cocks for him. Cuz you know why? The thought of cock doesn’t turn him on. But the thought of his prostate being stimulated as he blows his wad all over my tummy and tits? - we’re talking orgasm intensity/pleasure = increased exponentially.
December 24th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Jim, You my friend are a dumb ass (pun intended) Once you have had your wife/girlfriend massaging your prostrate with a nice vibe while deep throating your cock you WILL change your mind.
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