Tattoo Ideas
Filed under: Vexed - December 1, 2006 @ 11:29 am1. Tattoo ink that lasts 1, 3, or 5 years. Regret insurance, perfect for fickle bitches like me. I heard this is really available, but I’ve also heard it’s a hoax. Why the hell can’t a semi-perm ink be created? Doesn’t that make more sense than laser removal? You’d have to time your relationships right, though - I mean, you don’t want to get the 3 year ink for Jessica’s name on your ass if the relationship with her lasts just a year. Or you could just date another Jessica.
2. Glowing, white ink for darker skinned people. Doesn’t that look so much better?
3. Telling women that tattoos on the lower back can pose a health hazard if they ever need a pain relief epidural during childbirth in order to discourage them from getting the ubiquitous tramp stamp. Hell, tell them anything to deter them.
December 1st, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Lower back tattoo’s are sooooo hot though. You could always use henna ink for a practice run.
December 1st, 2006 at 8:57 pm
Lower back tattoos are not hot at all. So many other places to put them…
December 2nd, 2006 at 8:03 am
All right, Mr. Lucky Strike. You’re the artist. How ’bout you do me henna style? I’d rather it be on my belly though…
December 4th, 2006 at 11:33 pm
Forgive me for a nerdy, nitpicky moment: I’ve always found white ink fascinating and beautiful when done well. But, the black male pictured above would not want that particular tattoo in white because it’s the character for power and in white ink it would imply “white power,” an idea I’m sure he doesn’t want to support.
Moving on: I want to be an Indian bride so that I can have my entire body covered in ornate henna tattoos that will wash away like my virginity.
December 13th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
I have a tattoo on my lower back (ok, I have 2). But here is the thing, I like my tattoo but when I got it NOBODY had freaking tattoos there. Now I feel all trendy. I also have a 6 inch tattoo around my belly button that I really like. This will be interesting in a few months when my belly gets big!
December 13th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
It’s true Sno dear, you had the lower back tat before anyone else. Just look what you started…