All You Can Eat
Filed under: Eros - November 27, 2006 @ 8:37 am
Most dudes I date can’t handle the whole enchilada. They want me and looove that I’m so open-minded about sex, and think I taste good,
BUT.
They want to order things a la carte, off the dessert tray - amazing oral sex, oh yes! openness to mff, I’ll take two of those! sex toy box, ooh, let me try!
They can’t handle the whole meal, though, the buffet - seeing other people, the bi thing, mfm fantasies, gay porn, the wicked thoughts in my head…
It makes them throw up.
But!
dontcha think it’s better to be with someone spicy who fills you up completely, than to be with someone bland who leaves you hungry and wanting more? Don’t you want to expand your palate?
I do.
November 27th, 2006 at 11:33 am
No wonder you use so much hot sauce.
November 27th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Let me handle your enchilada, sweetie. But what does mff and mfm stand for? Mlmo FF Swedish football and multilevel flow monitoring?
November 27th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
mff/mfm = male-female-female, male-female-male.
November 28th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
I want to taste it all too! You are so right how very afraid people are of those open to trying it all! It’s so frustrating!
And who the hell or what the hell is Gerry?!
December 4th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
I also have a picture of you wearing that pair of panties.