My Dad Hearts Lesbians
Filed under: Eros - November 23, 2006 @ 12:06 pm
My dad is one of those RWLL (Republicans Who Love Lesbians).
He’d like nothing more than for me to bring a nice cute girl home to meet the family. In fact, I do on occasion, and he gets so excited! But not in a creepy way, it’s cute, honest.
Whenever I tell him a girlfriend of mine has broken up with her boyfriend, he always says hopefully, “Maybe she can switch teams now.”
He recently started up this business and some of his first clients were a lesbian couple. When he first spoke to one of them on the phone, he thought he was talking to a man, but then he went out to meet them, and hit the jackpot. According to him, “One is real cute, and the other one is (shrug) just fine!”
I’m tempted to tell him about “The L Word,” but then he would never leave the house again.
And I think it’s funny that the biggest beef (pun absolutely intended) he has with the person I’m dating now is that he has a penis. Sorry to let you down, dad. I guess I could refer to him as my “special lady friend,” and I’ll bet I could get him to wear a skirt easy enough…
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:34 am
mmmmmm Women, Women and more Women. I wish I was in the Garden of Eden instead of that fag Adam. I would have dug a hole in the ground, bent Eve over, shoved her head in it and dick her down real good. Maybe then I would have eaten the whole Pink Lady handed to me by the ostrich in the tree. And I would have kept my fucking rib in the process.