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Have Some Autonomy for Chrissake

Filed under: Vexed - November 18, 2006 @ 11:38 am

image46.jpgOK so I found this site, and I actually thought it was cool (awesome pics, interesting topics, vegan recipes, hip Northwestern travelers), but don’t understand why the guy had to drag the woman into the whole thing. Why can’t he just have his own cool site, you know, john.com? Why does he need to be part of a unit?

Then I started to play a game, similar to my Google game of typing the word “albino” paired with words like “squirrel,” “ape,” “asian,” and “bat” to see what comes up. It’s the “type in a joint male/female name and feel embarrassed” game. That’s right, couplefreaks!

So we have John and Kristie (”We’re Engaged!”).

wedding.jpgAs well as Jim and Allison.

And Rachel and Alex. (whoopsie, no longer together!)

And Steve and Laurie.

And Amy and Jim. (At least their story involves lots of drinking.)

3 Comments to “Have Some Autonomy for Chrissake”

  1. SnoCone Says:

    I think Allison was looking for a father-figure. And someone need to tell her that dress is f-ugly.

  2. Jen Says:

    I feel that it is ironic that hetero couples participate in an activity that can only be described as “totally gay.”

    ::ponders::

  3. The Beautiful Kind Says:

    Update: Almost EVERY ONE of the couple sites I linked to are no longer online. Does this mean they all broke up or are sick of each other? I guess his and her websites are along the same lines as MATCHING TATTOOS.

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