Someone Showed Me the Light
Filed under: Eros - November 8, 2006 @ 6:40 amWell shit. I’ve been blissfully ignorant of craigslist (well I did read in Dan Savage’s column about that asshole who publicly posted all the replies he got from his phony sub S&M chick ad) but I hadn’t delved into it’s treasure box myself. Until now.
My friend sent me this posting
40ish MWM in hotel looking to share my fleshlight with a deserving cock. If you haven’t experienced this before, you are in for a treat. In some ways, it is better than the real thing. [ed. note: my fav part of the posting!] You can check it out at www.fleshlight.com. I sanitize “her” after each use so don’t worry. Just want to see someone go crazy as I slide this splendid pussy over your throbbing cock. e-mail as soon as possible as I am jet lagged and need to crash early
So of course I go check out the Fleshlight website and discover that you can’t really clean this…toy. You can’t use soap with it - they recommend rinsing it with water, or if you’re really wanting to tidy it up, to sprinkle it with corn starch or dab it with some alcohol. And get this - they won’t say what the thing is made of! They claim it’s not made of plastic, silicone, or latex: “The Fleshlight material is a company secret covered by a series of US patents…” Hmm, maybe they’re using real flesh acquired by unwholesome means?
And omg you can pick what kind of hole you want - mouth, vagina, butt, and the “non-descript” slit, “perfect for the traveling man or someone who is a bit shy about their toys…” Oh, and the website regrets to inform you that the Fleshlight is no longer available in gold, lavender, and chocolate. And don’t forget to check out the “shoe method”!
November 9th, 2006 at 11:14 am
hello, this is a great blog! i’m julia; what’s your name? one question though, are you saying sex toys are okay for women but not for men? you seem enthusiastic about your great glass art collection. i like my toys too!
November 9th, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Hey Julia, thanks! I’ll drop you a line privately, but for here I want to say I’m totally down with sex toys for men, it’s just that so many of them are…absurd. I mean, blow up dolls? Pussy in a can?
Butt plugs are OK tho.
November 10th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Great scott - it looks like a frightening thing. Can this feel good?
November 10th, 2006 at 7:14 pm
I’ve heard of guys using vacuum cleaners. For those poor souls vaginas are like black holes, mysterious vacuums in unreachable space. Hummer? More like hoover.
April 23rd, 2007 at 9:13 am
“The Fleshlight material is a company secret covered by a series of US patents…”
If it’s covered by US patents then you can do a patent search and find out exactly what it’s made of. That is the entire point of patents. You give up secrecy for a temporary monopoly - the idea being to foster innovation.
April 26th, 2007 at 7:17 am
Yep they feel good, and you can get cyberskin cleaner to tidy them up. I would gladly give it up for the real thing, but hey it feels good and i am not getting any so….
March 7th, 2008 at 12:57 am
You can actually clean them with water, no problem. My girlfriend got me one of these for my birthday 2 months ago and it really does feel like the real thing. I recommend reading all the specs on their wikipedia page:
http://www.fleshlightoriginal.com/wiki/
cheers,
david