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Why I Love Being a Woman

Filed under: Eros - November 2, 2006 @ 8:04 am

picture-037.jpgThe other day my co-worker Jen walked into my office wearing loose shorts. She casually said, “Wanna see my wax job?”Âť then yanked aside her shorts to show me her crotch, oh my! that smooth bikini line. By the way, she was eating a banana while doing show-and-tell. I sat there and gulped, thinking, “Doesn’t she know that I’m a man trapped in a woman’s body?!”

See, I get to go into women’s locker rooms and undress with women and see them nekkid and not get embarrassing hard ons. Also, as a woman I get to wear sexy underwear. (Men don’t really have sexy underwear. They just have default boxer shorts.)

3 Comments to “Why I Love Being a Woman”

  1. Super Ho Says:

    Oh my!

    “Men don’t really have sexy underwear”

    I beg to differ. Yeah, make me beg.

  2. (s)Talker Says:

    It has always bothered me that women get an entire store of nothing but underwear while men hardly get an aisle endcap. We work with what we get, so cut us some slack.

  3. Dr. Schlomo Says:

    Men can buy sexy underwear
    http://www.nightcharm.com/?p=744

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