The Beautiful Kind

I’ve been quite interested in the porn star Belladonna these days. She directed this film called My Ass is Haunted, and the title alone made me want to possess it (ha ha), but my gosh it’s like $45! Check out the blurb:

Oh wow!  If you’re looking for a hot anal sex flick that’s a bit different, My Ass Is Haunted may be the perfect porn for you! Directed by the lovely Belladonna, this film features lovely ladies (in an all-girl cast), unique toys, and a healthy mix of religious iconography and haunted asses…

So I asked one of my handy high tech friends to score me a copy off the internet labyrinth, and he did! (Got busted by his wife in the process, but that’s another story.) I don’t think I could have requested a more perverted film. (Here’s a review of it.)

The huge black butt plug in the film is more like a fire plug for godsake, and two nuns shove crucifix dildos up their butts, and there’s a scene where this pregnant woman sticks her big toe in another woman’s ass.

But the gag parts are when one woman gets a load of lube up her wahoo so she can…expel it, and when two women gag themselves on dildos and each other’s fists so that they produce copious amounts off bubbly saliva and then they swap the spit. Really I could go on and on, that’s just the tip of the 3 hour anal iceberg.