My Mom’s Latest Crush
Filed under: Fambly - November 2, 2006 @ 8:11 amSo the last crush my mom had was Freddy Mercury. But her “type” is not limited to Persian bisexual men with overbites. It does seem like she’s into rock stars, though. She recently discovered Tommy Lee as he did his back-to-school reality TV stint. She told me she thought he was “very sexy,” and that “he has everything that a woman could want.”
I said, “Well, he does have a big schlong.”
November 2nd, 2006 at 8:51 am
Gosh, Kendra, I’m a bit disappointed that you didn’t know this… rumor is (and supposedly the wedding video with Pam confirms) that Tommy’s got something in common with a horse…
November 2nd, 2006 at 9:31 am
Well, I have a friend who has done the deed with Tommy and she confirms that he definitely hung.
November 2nd, 2006 at 4:35 pm
Well actually, as I’ve heard from a certain woman who’s seen it in person, a certain thing has been blown out of proportion… “…if you put a sausage on a soup cracker…” lol