The Beautiful Kind

I’m one of those people who brags about never watching TV. Nowadays I’m also happy to brag that when I flip through Us and People shit rags at doctor offices, I don’t recognize half the idiot celebrities featured.

So it figures that I don’t know who this Maria Bello woman is, but I gather she’s a hot blonde actor. And wow does she RULE. She was interviewed in the Aug 2006 Esquire mag, and here is what she had to say:

Bello: The whole idea of monogamy is nonsensical to me. I suppose I understand the idea of a lifelong helpmate and friend. But when you have to stay sexually monogamous to this one person, I think it’s usually a big fat lie. Read the statistics. Seventy percent of people are having affairs. And if they’re not, they’re jerking off to porn every night.

Esquire schmuck: So I guess you’re not the kind of woman to come home to, you’re more like the kind of woman you can call to come over late.

Bello: I’m the kind of woman who will invite you over late if I want to.