I’m Easy
Filed under: Eros - November 2, 2006 @ 7:55 am
My friend bitched to me that she received yet another one of those sexist email forwards about gender differences. This one featured a handy guide for intrepreting what women really mean when they say something. I scoffed, “Ha, you don’t need that guide for me, you can just assume that everything I say really means ‘I’m horny.’”
As in: “Do you want to go to lunch?” (”I’m horny.”)
or: “It’s snowing again!” (”I’m horny.”)
“I think I’m coming down with a cold.” (”I’m horny.”)
