Jobs in Which I Would Suck
Filed under: Vexed - November 1, 2006 @ 4:06 pm1. Bodybuilder (You know how biceps are sometimes called “pythons”? Well mine are more like…worms. I can’t even open a bottle of maple syrup.)
2. Brain surgeon (I hate drilling into skulls.)
3. Baseball player (I throw like I don’t give a shit. Oh, that’s right. I don’t.)
4. Nun (God is terrible in bed.)
5. Podiatrist (I would recommend amputation to all my patients.)
August 2nd, 2008 at 2:08 am
i know a couple jobs in which you would suck.
i’m hiring.