Hummers - Those Big Tank-Like Square Cars, Not Blow Jobs
Filed under: Vexed - October 28, 2006 @ 11:12 am
When I see someone driving one, I know they are trying to send me a message. Surely it’s more than, “I like this vehicle.” Are they also trying to tell me:
I have bad taste
If you and I collide, you will die in a mangled sort of way because my bumper will shatter your windshield
I am tough like the U.S. government
I don’t give a shit about the environment
Arnold Schwarzenegger and I have so much in common
“STATUS AND MONEY: 100 POINTS FOR ME”
I need to revisit my priorities
November 2nd, 2006 at 11:26 am
Hummers are nothing more than penis extensions. It is for those who don’t have.