Things I Lick - I Mean, Like
Filed under: Deserving - October 24, 2006 @ 6:07 am1. Sideburns (Elvis, you started it!)
2. Documentaries (Home Movie, Spellbound, Thin Blue Line, Capturing the Friedmans, My Flesh & Blood, Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill)
3. Vacuuming (I have the hottest vacuum cleaner, and I have a strange attraction to vacuum repair shops. When I see one I want to go in and hang out and see who’s in there.)
4. Thrift stores (I like re-using)
5. My computer (I think I might marry it. I don’t stare at anything more than it, and it offers so much entertainment and doesn’t sass me like my last one did)
6. The smell of fireplaces burning as you drive through a neighborhood
7. Gay porn (it’s so fun to watch men do those kinds of things)
8. Cilantro (my ex said I used it so much in my cooking that I ruined it for him forever. Ha ha ha)
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
I’m right with you on the Vaccuums, gay porn, Thrift stores and fireplace smell! What is it about those vaccuums? I hate that I have wood floors now…. I yearn for the day I can afford a Kirby!