More Rant
Filed under: Vexed - October 24, 2006 @ 6:25 amMore things I hate, yay!
1. Balloons - A lot of people hate clowns, myself included. But I take it a step further with hating balloons. So a clown making balloon shapes, omg that’s just a bad scene. I hate how they squeak and pop and they’re choking hazards. The balloons, not clowns.
2. Ice - God I hate ice water. The stuff isn’t allowed in my house.
3. Moustaches - All other facial hair is OK, but moustaches are just creepy. Molestache. Cop. OK maybe those handlebar moustaches that curl up at the ends are kindof rakish.
4. Ice cream in shades of pink. Fine, peppermint flavor is OK, but ice cream is best in shades of brown. Have you had cinnamon ice cream? Pumpkin pie flavor? Is there gingerbread flavor? Peanut butter and chocolate is the best. (For those who eschew dairy, two words: Soy Delicious.)
5. Iceberg lettuce - John Waters calls it “the polyester of lettuce.”
6. Green peppers - They’re so immature! Give me a pepper that’s been around the block, like yellow, orange, or the gorgeous red. The more color a veggie has, the better it is for you.
7. SUVs - How come people are always talking about how SUVs have a greater risk of overturning, but I’ve never seen one upside down. Dammit.
October 24th, 2006 at 9:00 am
My friend rolled his SUV once, granted a little one (jeep grand cherokee), but still it was beautiful. We had to flip it back over, so his parents didn’t find out. Did I mention that we were in the middle of a cornfield at 2 in the morning?