10 More Things That Annoy the Crap Out of Me
Filed under: Vexed - October 24, 2006 @ 6:17 am1. The crowd at a sporting event - the sound they make, the shiny hot dogs they eat, the way they all wear the team color, rah rah fuck.
2. Religious people - fish on cars, nativity scenes, intelligent design, WWJD, putting “In God We Trust” on money, asking me to pray for them.
3. The fact that I’ve never outgrown zits and I’m in my 30’s. I suppose I’ll have zits on top of my wrinkles. Maybe I should pray for them to go away.
4. Applebee’s.
5. Feet - sandals, pedicures, toe rings, fungus, fat toes, long skinny toes, flip-flops, cold feet, stinky feet, football, a foot-in-the-door.
6. My ex-husband lecturing me for me telling our daughter about something I saw on PBS about a headless chicken that lived for months, saying it’s an inappropriate topic for her sensitive mind, yet what does he dress her up as for Halloween? The Headless Horseman. (She was damn cute, by the way.)
7. The vein on my leg that’s threatening to go varicose on me.
8. The fact that so many things - Junior Mints, Lucky Charms, marshmallows, Skittles, candy buttons, candy sprinkles, Starburst, some candy corn and caramels, contain gelatin. Hm, gelatin rhymes with skeleton…
9. People who think pets are disposable. My parents got rid of one dog because they never bothered to potty train her, and they got rid of another dog for getting pregnant. Each time they disposed of the dogs, they would buy me a stuffed animal to compensate. Bitter? Moi?
10. Weddings. There’s a 50% chance they’re a waste of time. And why do people get rewarded with gifts because they are partnering up with someone? And then more gifts when they have a kid? What about single people that don’t subject their friends and family to a dog and pony show? Shouldn’t they get a present for that?
